Azalea Pike

Azalea Pike is a minor celebrity on Earth, most famous for her role in a toothpaste commercial, "Dentifraise" which went viral in the late 2170s.

Early Life
Azalea was born to Timothy Pike and Wysteria Thompson in the winter of 2161. An only child, her parents doted on her constantly, enrolling her in the best private schools, after-school programs, sports teams, dance classes, etc. Azalea's earliest public appearances were in dance wear catalogues.

Parents' Divorce
Timothy and Wysteria had a falling out in 2169, leading to an extremely messy divorce. The arguing and manipulation got so bad, that her paternal grandfather, Devon Pike, was given temporary custody until the divorce was finalized, which didn't happen until 2173.

Father's Death
From 2173 until 2176, Azalea's parents had joint custody, and even appeared to be making amends, until Timothy died from heavy metal poisioning determined to be related to his research at Mercer Corporation. Afterward, Azalea lived with her mother, who forebade her from visiting her father's family.

Dentifraise
In 2177, Azalea's mother secured a role for Azalea in a new Colgate commercial, advertising their new strawberry-flavored toothpaste, "Dentifraise". Unexpectedly, the commercial went viral as a meme, with internet users image manipulating more and more outlandish (and inappropriate) things into Azalea's mouth.

Azalea became the face of Colgate for a few months, with her image plastered on every billboard, holo, and toothpaste box they produced. She also made numerous appearances on late-night programs, and had a few guest appearances in sit-coms, hoping to revitalize their ratings with the latest fad.

The fame quickly died, and by spring of 2178, most people didn't know her name, and would mock you for "old memes" if you showed a picture.

Adulthood
In 2179, Azalea turned 18, and was recognized as a legal adult in the United States, only to learn her mother had spent most of her Dentifraise earnings already. Upon confronting her mother, she was thrown out.

Azalea secured a job as a waitress at a local diner while attending community college, but that proved to be too dangerous, as word of her location was leaked onto the deep web, and some of her "fans" began to harass her. Once again, Azalea was taken in by her grandfather, and she focused on her studies.

Less than a year later, in the fall of 2179, Devon Pike suffered a heart attack, and passed, leaving a significant amount of money to Azalea, which she has survived on since, along with funds from her appearances in some reality shows for D-list celebrities.